It's this incredible bejeweled box containing the power of the heavens. And it melts Nazis.

Gregor: oh boy it looks fantastic out
Gregor: all melty and horrible
Gregor: and here i am stuck inside raging at a whirring rectangle
Chris: I know you'd rather be melts and horrible too... like a nazi looking at the Ark
Gregor: alas, the government won't ackbowledge that they have the ark or where i might find it
Gregor: i told them that i did not want to take it
Gregor: and that i'd be dead, so i couldn't tell their secrets
Gregor: but the guy at the post office just keeps yelling at me that his office does not deal with top secret stuff
Chris: its a gub'ment trick, he's probalby got it right behind the counter
Gregor: he chuckles at me under his breath as the ark ominously burns the hairs off his loins

Pass the bean

8o| why is it so wrong to expect to have real work to do
:) what are you some kinda commie?
:) the american way is to do as little as possible and still get monies for it
8o| i must be
8o| here i am
8o| living the dream
8o| however, i'd say that i died spiritually a long time ago
8o| if it weren't for the pain
8o| it looks nice out
8o| i should have been a construction sign holder
:) werent you the one who knew someone who did that.. and they said it was the worst possible jorb ever?
8o| read about it
8o| it was weird
8o| it was after first moving out to the void called lancaster county
8o| and i was searching the lurid interwebs for info on the seatbelts
8o| as in: yokko kano and...
8o| found this band who once graced skanky bars in lancaster with their wonderful blue collar music
8o| and the front man wrote about his life outside the band
8o| before bl0rgs became cool
:) bl0rgs were ever cool?
8o| one of his stories was about how everybody who stood there holding the sign would start talking to themsef
8o| he ended up the same way after taking on that monumental task
8o| there was a time when the people who bl0rged convinced themselves that they were cool for bl0rging
8o| then reality set in and they offed themselves
8o| leaving a void to be filled by vapid microbl0rging by illiterate dung collectors
8o| i need to publish this typefaced excrement
8o| some postmodern digital beatnick would pay money for this if it were printed on the lawsuit burn insulator jackets around pricey bean urine